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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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