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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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