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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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