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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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