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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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