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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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