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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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