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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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