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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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