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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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