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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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