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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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