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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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