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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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