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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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