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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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