Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.