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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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