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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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