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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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