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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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