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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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