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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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