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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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