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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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