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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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