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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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