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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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