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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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