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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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