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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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