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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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