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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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