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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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