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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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