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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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