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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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