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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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