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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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