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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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