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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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