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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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