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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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