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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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