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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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