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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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