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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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