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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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