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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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