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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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