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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sybil
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Missy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a pufferfish 🐡
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a tiger 🐯
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