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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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