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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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