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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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